BREAKING NEWS; THREE MONKEYS HAVE BEEN ARRESTED FOR ARMED ROBBERY IN ONITSHA.

WONDERS SHALL NEVER END!

According to the Friday Sun for Saturday Sun headline;
Three monkeys are now in detention in Onitsha for armed robbery.
Onwe ihe mgha a nu(there is nothing I will not hear). So we have left human beings and have now started arresting animals eh!
They should have arrested their owner(s) instead to make sense out of the whole situation. I hope the monkeys would be able to defend themselves in court if given a chance. Please holla at me, when a python is being arrested for environmental disturbance.
The issue, will be on news stands early this morning, grab a copy and read for yourself. Me can't wait to hear the whole tori...
For those who can't reach it, don't worry, I will update you with the low down!

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